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someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i’m 5 years old

rizaoftheowls

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

derinthemadscientist

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

rizaoftheowls

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

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thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

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A handy table for everyone:

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Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

augustdementhe

Oh SWEET, a table!

angieartness

OH SWEET MERCIFUL EXCEL TABLES

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shrugofgod

spare clingy bandana hcs?

  • c!tommy makes the first one when he's just learning to sew. he uses the leftover scraps of the green fabric for c!tubbo's shirt, and it's a bit sloppy since he's never done it before, so he gives it to c!tubbo.
  • c!tubbo isn't... really sure what to do with it? but it's a gift, so he ends up just kinda knotting it around his wrist and leaving it there.
  • c!tommy thinks it's fun to make bandanas so when he gets more material he makes a red one for himself! c!tubbo follows his lead after he starts wearing it around his neck.
  • they never really talk about it, but they've always got the bandanas on them somewhere. c!tommy wears it over his hair when he can't wear it around his neck, like when he's got the l'manburg uniform. c!tubbo usually ties it around his arm, just because it's more convenient.
  • in manburg it acted as his hankerchief. gotta be presentable.
  • the festival was... bloody. fireworks tend to burn cloth. stains like that don't really come out.
  • both of them stopped wearing the bandanas after the festival.
  • c!tommy was understandably kind of stressed in pogtopia. c!tubbo, ignoring his own feelings in typical c!tubbo fashion, tried to cheer him up once by sewing what was left of the green undershirt of his manburg suit into a new bandana.
  • it's a shitty bandana, really. c!tubbo hasn't worked with textiles before and his hand-eye coordination is currently kind of shot.
  • c!tommy never takes it off.
  • he makes c!tubbo another bandana later in pogtopia, a red one this time. he wears it over his arm right up until new l'manburg.
  • exile is tough on both of them. it's especially tough on c!tommy's limited supply of slowly tattering clothes. he takes good care of the shitty bandana c!tubbo made him, though-- not because he thinks c!tubbo still cares about him, of course. it's just a good way to hide the compass hanging around his neck.
  • c!tubbo stopped wearing his bandana over his arm or neck after putting on the presidential uniform for the first time. a president should look professional.
  • that's why he keeps it as a pocket square, tucked neatly over his heart.
  • the only time c!tommy takes his off after he's exiled is during doomsday, trying to staunch the blood after c!tubbo is hit by a firework.
  • afterwards, c!tubbo offers him his own as a replacement.
  • he declines. it was a gift. he can make another.
  • this time, they make it together.
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@mayybeee​ you. you get it

Anonymous asked:

Anyway, im just sending those anon asks because things arent so blurry anymore and i can see i wasnt very emphatic of your situation, even if it was true or not (i dont know if that person was lying) but still, i just got really worried after that fiasco and i was kinda relieved to find your tumbrl again. If you still dont know who i am, remember the Shrek x Dionysus thing cuz thats probably the best memory i have with you

OH- yeah, I remember you.

Gonna be honest, now that I know who you are, I was always apologetic of how that ended up (even though I was hurt as well)- and I’m not excusing what I did, because it hurt you- I WAS in the mental hospital at the time (which was terrifying), and the person who talked to you was VERY manipulative and I wound up in a… very, very bad place because of him. And I can see how it looked that I got in a relationship with him immediately afterwards because I don’t know how to say no.

Not excusing anything I did. I wish we were more mature too.

If you do want to have a conversation (this is kind of public lol) the tumblr I use more often is @solar–serenity and you can message me on there (just because I’ll probably see it sooner).

like how it took shrek x dionysus to get who it was fdhsjhjds man we were wildin its a relief that it was you and not n*ck because n*ck really was just a piece of shit and i don't know if our system can handle it again if he tries to get back in contact with me

Anonymous asked:

you probably dont even remember me, but im glad you're doing fine nowadays, i just wish we were both more mature at the time

1. I almost certainly remember you but you are on anon and I can’t tell who you are (do you not want me to know who you are?).

2. I am not doing fine but thanks for the sentiment.

3. I don’t know what “more mature” means but this insinuates that we had a falling out or we broke up or something and frankly I’m going to be honest with you anon I’ve had enough of being mature or being the bigger person. I’m going to go feral. Next time someone’s mean to me I’m going to bite them.

If this is who I think it is (you know who you are) and I stayed in contact with you after I left the RRHP and ended contact earlier this year by ghosting you on Discord- I don’t want to talk to you. Ever again.

You hurt me- you hurt us (we discovered we were a system a bit ago)- and I don’t want to talk to you.

If you are not this person I sincerely apologize for the mess up (/gen) but this seemed like something he would send and I just wanted to be cautious- especially since it’s on anon and I can’t tell who it is, and this is our secondary account where we don’t have him blocked.

If none of that is the case I wish you the best, truly and honestly, anon.

anonymous ask i hope you have a good life anon unless you were the person who shared your name with sapnap at the time when i ghosted you then get fucked i hate you asshole once again anon if you are not who i think you are then I'd be happy to talk to you on Nemo's behalf but if that is not the case and you are who I think you are i hope you experienced everything we did and more sincerely